The End Times

Tony Woodlief never fails to amuse me in some fashion:

[T]his is what we have come to: a grown man, grooming his eyebrows in traffic, using his rear-view mirror. In Wichita.


Habanera



Animal is my favorite Muppet. Just for the record.


Ode to Joy



With thanks to my frient Tom, who lifted my spirits with this earlier today.


Start your day with a smile


Matt's Dancing 2008 footage. My favorites: the DMZ in Korea, the two from Tonga, and Nellis Airspace. [Wave of the phin to my sweet for passing it along.]


No can talk. In time-out.

My buddy Tom pinged me with this via IM just a bit ago:



"Lola"? No, "Yoda"


Weird Al. Who else?


"High Tech Noon"

Pretty good:

[Wave of the phin to Bruce Webster.]


Matrix Guy

What do you get when you mash up Family Guy with The Matrix?

Fun fact: Both of these pop culture dynasties debuted in 1999. [Wave of the phin to Dan.]


"No. I like it in here."

This is my all-time favorite movie trailer.

Brilliant.


At least there was no "Ebony and Ivory"




One Gallon Axe

This is fairly awesome.

Doesn't that make you want to drink milk?


The Empire Strikes Back. In 60 seconds.

To quote Geekdad, where I first saw this: "Sheer brilliance."



AirHogs Press Conference

The Grand Prairie AirHogs are a new minor league team in the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex, and we have some footage from a recent press conference:

The AirHogs season begins in May, and I'm looking forward to taking in a game or two this year.


Ride'em, cowboy!

This past weekend, we spent a few days visiting my parents in the suburbs of Birmingham. (That would be Alabama, not England. Just in case it wasn't clear.) My dad pulled my old rocking horse, Donut, out of storage, cleaned up the parts, and assembled him in the basement, all for my son to ride while we were visiting.


If you want to see a slightly larger version, click on the video.

I got Donut about the same age as the little phisch is now, roughly 1974. The nostalgia from watching my own child ride the same horse I did thirty-three, thirty-four years ago, was overwhelming.


Dog's Best Friend

This is fairly awesome.



REM + Muppets = Furry, Happy Monsters

How can you go wrong when you mix REM and The Muppets?



Re: Your Brains

This is for my pal Nathan:

[Wave of the phin to Grant.]


If George had hired Saul

Opening credits of Star Wars, Saul Bass-style:

[Wave of the phin to Laughing Squid.]


Swedish Sushi

My pal Heather sent me a great recipe for sushi that nearly anyone will eat. I know what you might be thinking: Not me, I'll never eat raw fish. I've had that thought, too, but I love this sushi! Here's the recipe: Swedish Fish/Rice Crispy Sushi Treats
Ingredients:

  • 1 package Swedish fish
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1 (10.5 oz.) package of marshmallows
  • 5 cups crispy rice cereal
  • 1 box fruit by the foot (blue or green)

Directions:
1. In a large microwave safe bowl, combine butter and marshmallows. Microwave on high for 1 to 2 minutes, stirring every 30 seconds, until smooth.
2. Remove from the oven and stir in the cereal.
3. Working with the mixture while it is still warm, shape into small ovals in the palm of your hand. It helps to put a little butter on your hands before working with it.
4. Cut strips of fruit by the foot to fit around each ball. Place one Swedish fish on each ball and wrap fruit strip around it. Let cool and serve!

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Click on the photo to see the entire set.

As the chef, I, of course, had to sample the product, for quality assurance purposes. Two enthusiastic thumbs up!


Hey Jude

At least his version doesn't go on forever.