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Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel babylonbee.com/news/majo…
“It is better for me to die than to live,” said Job at the end of the performance, much to his friends' disappointment. đ€Ł babylonbee.com/news/jobs…
Leave it to a homicidal weather AI to overreact. It wasn’t that gloomy here today, @CARROT@mastodon.social.
The name of my next mariachi-fusion punk band is Incomplete Burrito.
(Which came out of my team’s staff meeting today.)
Reposted by my sister on Facebook. Original caption:
“Odin has really gotten into Casual Fridays. (Or maybe it’s Casual Wednesdays [WĆdnesdĂŠg])”
I very much approve of the programming of The Empire Strikes Back content into a homicidal weather AI like Carrot.
The heroes we need, and the ones we deserve. babylonbee.com/news/ohio…
Last night was another great show by @TheDollyrots! If you ever get the chance to see them, I highly recommend it. Just a fun pop-punk show.
My niece-by-choice Tori put her considerable art skills to work with a drawing she did of Kelly and Luis, which they both loved. And have you ever been chased down by the lead singer of a band to sign her jacket? Tori has.
This band’s appreciation of its fans continues to amaze me. Go see them!
Hey-ho, hey-ho, hey-ho! We’re heading out to @TheDollyrots punk rock show!
On the way to the @Rangers game with my sweetie & some friends. First time we’ll be seeing the new ballpark, and first time I get to see @tweetgrubes in a few years!
the best moment in tv history
Now I have to go hunt up the video, because I laughed so hard at just these, I began to cough.
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Incensed Cat Pushes a Noisily Barking Dog into the Swimming Pool Beside Them
Cats: minions of Lucifer.
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