Every year, an updated list of things incoming college freshmen, or graduating high school seniors, know and don't know circulate the Internet. Hugh points to the latest from Beloit College. I won't rehash the list here, but thought I would share some of my favorite points: + There has always been only one Germany.
Whenever I think about this historic event, I am always reminded of Dennis Miller's (and there's a personality a lot of these kids may be wholly unaware of) commentary on SNL's "Weekend Update", when he said, and I'm paraphrasing, except for the last line: "Today, East and West Germany announced their plans for unification. France has already announced its formal surrender." + A stained blue dress is as famous to their generation as a third-rate burglary was to their parents’.
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's much less so for them than their parents. + They have never had to distinguish between the St. Louis Cardinals baseball and football teams.
This has been true for a long while now, for many incoming/outgoing classes. + Milli Vanilli has never had anything to say.
Do they even know who Milli Vanilli were? + Reality shows have always been on television.
Unfortunately. Oh so unfortunately... + Being techno-savvy has always been inversely proportional to age.
I don't believe this is something that is new to this particular class. + Most of them have never had the chance to eat bad airline food.
Since when is there good airline food? + Television stations have never concluded the broadcast day with the national anthem.
And that is a crying shame. It was something of a rite of passage in my childhood to stay up so late that you were still watching when the anthem came on. Though these days, it's mostly because there is no end to the broadcast day. + They have always “dissed” what they don’t like.
Do kids this age still use that word?