“That was a static-filled, triple-scrambled microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese.”

“The Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls. I broke it with this.”

“A Drogan’s decoder wheel? They put these things into cereal boxes for kids!”

“Yeah, I found it in a box of … Lucky Charms.”

“Wait. Is someone in this closet?”

brucesterling:

*Uh, what are those?

textsfromsuperheroes:

Happy Halloween from Texts From Superheroes!

I know Halloween was five days ago, but I’m a little behind on my feed reading, and couldn’t let this one slide by.

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot – The Oatmeal

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot – The Oatmeal

laughingsquid:

‘X-Men’ Actors James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender Do Impressions of Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart

laughingsquid:

Two Men Passing Beer to Each Other in Creative and Sometimes Incredibly Dangerous Ways

laughingsquid:

Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant Makes Passengers Laugh with Her Hilarious In-Flight Safety Comedy Routine

I had to watch it twice to catch all the zingers I missed because I was laughing.