You guys! I just learned from the Central Intelligence Agency via email that the @FBI has overseen the transfer of $10.5 million to an account just for me!

Kinda weird for the @CIA to inform me of this, right?

(It’s hilarious how clever the spammers try to be & fail.)

Some times the parody is so close to the truth, it’s either not funny, or insanely funny. babylonbee.com/news/clar…

Even homicidal weather AIs know what’s up.



Nailed it.



I feel seen.



“Your mother is totally lame.”

The timing. The delivery. This will never not be funny.

Dear spammers,

Perhaps sending email with the subject line “Exposed: This Could End Trump’s Presidency” in December 2021 isn’t the best strategy.

Thanks for the morning chuckle, “Alex.”

Lee: great on apologetics, bad on soda. 🤣

Look, I love Pepsi. It’s great to have around to remind me why Coke is so, so, so much better.

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One of the great emotions of watching The Middle was always cheering on Sue’s relentless optimism, and wanting to give her a hug when it was inevitably crushed, if only temporarily.
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Saw a chalk sign at a bar once that had the Ben Franklin quote, “Beer is proof that God loves us” amended with “And Scotch proves He wasn’t kidding.”
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