At once it seems wrong and yet totally right to put this leftover lime White Claw in my @ATVShook koozie.

Here’s a Friday funny for everyone:

I am prepping for the need for speed. #TopGunMaverick



My emotional support animal is a chicken.

A four piece.

With a biscuit.

And a sweet tea.

Makes sense this exists; Jerry Jones doesn’t know how to play chess.



Not going to lie, I feel like this one is speaking directly to me.
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This remains a tremendous cinematic moment.
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The fact not a single response (at the time of my posting) was “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.” shows a severe lack of culture in this day and age.
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Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend
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This is such a specific Seinfeld reference, from early seasons, too, and I’m loving it.
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