I texted this link to my wife, and her immediate response was “Listening to one now!”
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The perfect Advent calendar doesn’t exi—
“Beyond the Wall” 🤣
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I know @BookstoreThor would be all over this.
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Congratulations Craig and Charlie!!
“The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal”
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There’s some utter brilliance in here.
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Awwww, you guys are the best.

When we were both in college, I high-fived Shaquille O’Neal, who was in Good Burger with Dan Schneider, who was in The Big Picture with Kevin Bacon.
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But what if the goldfish is dead?

Based on an actual life event that happened to me today, @bekindtobignate and I have decided our next band name will be Dental Implant, and our debut album will be titled “Screwed Into My Skull.”