“It is better for me to die than to live,” said Job at the end of the performance, much to his friends’ disappointment. 🤣
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Is it, though?



Leave it to a homicidal weather AI to overreact. It wasn’t that gloomy here today, @CARROT@mastodon.social.



The name of my next mariachi-fusion punk band is Incomplete Burrito.

(Which came out of my team’s staff meeting today.)

App update notes I can get behind.



Reposted by my sister on Facebook. Original caption:

“Odin has really gotten into Casual Fridays.
(Or maybe it’s Casual Wednesdays [Wōdnesdæg])”



Having listened to the latest Wildman & Steve podcast with guest Bryan Duncan, I’ve decided the name of my next Christian punk band is going to be “Antagonistic Devotions.”
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Accurate.



I very much approve of the programming of The Empire Strikes Back content into a homicidal weather AI like Carrot.



The heroes we need, and the ones we deserve.
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