I’m sorry, we are nearly a quarter of the way through the 21st century, and if your automated mailing system can’t handle that my full first name has 11 characters and it chops off the last one, I’m not taking anything you send seriously.


And yes, I absolutely turned a Jack Carr book signing in to my own personal Jack Stewart book signing. Had to get his autograph on my copy of Outlaw, his awesome Clancy-esque thriller. 📚

And what a trooper, coming straight from the office to hang out!


Great seeing Jack Carr at Half Price Books again. I’m thinking Jack is going to need a bigger venue in Dallas in the future. Happy pub day, Jack!


Clearly the people complaining social media is toxic and awful are not following the right people online. Because I am crying from laughter from my Instagram feed today.

People are hilarious.


At one point tonight, the Mavs had a 48-point lead, the largest lead in NBA Finals history in FIFTY years. I was a toddler the last time a NBA team led by that much in a Finals game.

Dallas' 122-82 victory was the 3rd largest margin of victory in NBA Finals history.

If that was the last game the Mavericks win this season, man, what a high note to go out on.


The Meta Quest commercial with the soon-to-be dad assembling the crib is sweet, but WHY IS HE NOT DOING IT IN THE NURSERY?

YOU THINK IT’S FITTING DOWN THAT TINY HALLWAY??


Seeing The Goonies on the big screen with a couple of my Goonies.


Spending the morning watching this kid do his thing on the lacrosse fields. Complete team effort in the first matchup, resulting in an 8-1 win. Tougher competition in the next game.


This is what happens when you sell out. Now the only thing Deep Ellum about DEBC beers is the name. What a shame. dallas.culturemap.com/news/rest…

(Via Brent)


I’m living in Office Space.


I forgot to get around to posting this back in June/July, whenever it began making the rounds. Matt’s videos are always great for a smile, and a reminder that we’re all more alike than not.