Return of the Wolf

Throughout history, the wolf has often been the target of misguided hatred on the part of humans. Personally, I love wolves, the largest of the canine species. I learned a lot about how to deal with my own domestic dogs from reading about wolf pack behavior. Just as I admire tigers and other big cats on the feline side, I find the gray wolf to be a majestic creature. Our recent vacation to Wyoming included Yellowstone National Park, where they are marking the tenth anniversary of the reintroduction of gray wolves to the Yellowstone region. (For the record, we did not have any wolf sightings on our trip, but with only 174 believed to be in the entire Yellowstone region, you've got to get up pretty early in the morning--literally--to have a 60-70% chance of seeing wolves in areas they are known to frequent.) I used to run "Wolf Fun Facts" on my old blog, and you may see them popping up again. Here's one: each member of a pack can be distinguished by its call, a sort of code that keeps strangers from venturing too far in to a pack's territory.


On the brink

On the brink of Yellowstone's Lower Falls
Click on the image to see a short movie of the Lower Falls of Yellowstone in action.



The hike down to the brink was only three-eighths of a mile, but that three-eighths took place within 600 feet. The words you're looking for here are "steep switchbacks." Still, very much worth it, and images do not do it justice. Plan your own trip as soon as you are able.


Joys of parenthood

Matthew Baldwin:

That's right: fifteen months old and my son has already McGuyvered up a rocket launcher. finslippy: But why do we resist, you ask? Why not get dressed and enter the playground, where fun could possibly had? Because, that’s why. Because because because. Because we must take every stand we are able to take. Also! Because Caregiver is deceiving you. There is another, better playground, a Naked Playground, with balloons and ice cream and cake. The soiled diaper will lead the way. [The above via Heather.] Chris Anderson: I love the thought that our children are growing up used to having domestic robots in the house. Robots for them are slightly dim but friendly vacuum cleaners, not fearsome weapons or fantasy toys. "Robot love me," declares the two-year-old.


Reason #3,147 to buy a summer home in Jackson Hole after we win the lottery

Less than 16 hours after arriving back in DFW from Jackson Hole, Wyoming, both the missus and I had stuffy noses, no doubt driven by allergens. Neither of us had this problem this past week, except for the time or two when we were in the cold, wet weather. So, when we strike it rich, summer home in Jackson Hole, winter home on Kaua'i. Hey, at least I have a plan.


Tiger baseball ends 2005 season 40-22

The Rice Owls ended the LSU baseball team's season this past weekend, coming from behind to beat the Tigers 5-4. So, no trip to Omaha this year for one of the most successful college baseball teams in the last two decades. With a record of 40-22, the Tigers have nothing to be ashamed of, and they already have players being selected in the MLB draft.


On the Apple-to-use-Intel news

Yeah, right. Like I care this week about the biggest news in the computing industry quite possibly ever.

Me and the little phisch by the Hidden Falls rapids
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Being in Wyoming on vacation, I'll need some time to digest Apple's move to Intel. In the mean time, this is me and the little phisch enjoying the rapids coming off of the base of Hidden Falls, in Grand Teton National Park.


Tigers crush Marist

LSU fell behind early, allowing four runs in the top of the first inning today against Marist. The twelfth-ranked Tigers would only allow one more run in the next eight innings, and would win big, finishing the game 14-5. LSU will face Rice, which defeated Northwestern, 7-3, tomorrow night. Geaux Tigers!


Productivity's <i>Victoria's Secret</i>?


productivity pr0n chat



Survivor: Hoth

Lawson and I agree that "Survivor: Hoth" would be one reality show we'd tune in to. Me: "Your challenge today, castaways, will be to drag the tauntaun carcass across the mouth of this cave, during the nightly blizzard, while avoiding the wampa..." Lawson: "I'm sorry, Brady, but you were too slow gutting your tauntaun and getting inside. You will face the vote tonight at tribal council. Provided enough of you survive the freezing cold to have tribal council." Oh, what fun it would be, watching some accountant from Miami flounder around on the wastes of the Arctic Circle...


Tiger baseball in the post-season

I haven't blogged much about the LSU baseball team this year, mainly because I've been focusing more on the local Texas Rangers when it comes to the sport. The Tigers finished the regular season with a winning record, good enough to get them in to the NCAA tournament. The Tigers were eliminated from the SEC tournament last month, but now stand to host their 16th straight regional for the national tournament. LSU will open play against Marist on Friday, June 3d. Geaux Tigers!


Give me a boost, will ya?

It's so nice to know that when my cat came over minutes ago, rubbing up against my legs, purring, then pushing his head in to my hand when I dropped it down, it was all so that when I picked him up, he could use me as a ladder to get to the top of the high-back chair I'm sitting in. And for this, I scoop the litter.


Can we find something other than [g]Nats?

So I'm hearing that the shortened name for the Washington Nationals is "Nats." Does this not strike anyone else with negative connotations? It has already resulted in the obvious references to swatting.


Baton? I don't see a baton

Because that so-and-so Tom publicly foisted this meme upon me, and Michael tagged me, too, here goes: Total size of music files on my computer: Tunaphisch is loaded with 25.72 GB of music, exactly 5,000 songs at the moment. Only one of those is a purchase from the iTunes Music Store, and "purchase" may be stretching it, since I redeemed a Pepsi cap to get the song. Last CD I Bought: Where Angels Fear to Tread by Matt Redman. Most people know Matt's work from the worship hit "Blessed Be Your Name," and this is the album it's on. Song playing in iTunes: "Come Down " from the Vineyard Music album Just Like Heaven, the second-to-last CD I bought. Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me: There are a lot of songs that I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me, so here's what you could call the current batch of such songs, and since I couldn't decide which one to give up, you get six. "Callin' Baton Rouge" by Garth Brooks - it's not often a song contains the name of your hometown, and it was while at LSU I met my wife. "Love of a Lifetime " by Firehouse - the song we danced to at our wedding. I wish the slower acoustic version had been available then. "May Your Wonders Never Cease " by Third Day - this song became incredibly important to me when our son was born, nine weeks early, and he spent the first seven weeks of his life in the hospital. Today, you would never know our toddler was a preemie, and God's wonders do indeed never cease. "Barely Stay Inside of My Own Skin" by Ceili Rain - like the song says, "Can't believe the life I get to live." Despite being unemployed, despite all of the other bad things that have happened to my family over the past two years, I still have a really great life. This is a great pick-me-up song. "Be Unto Your Name " by Robin Mark - this is one of my favorite worship songs, and I come back to it again and again. "A Living Prayer " by Alison Krauss & Union Station - I saw them perform this on Leno during the Christmas 2004 season, and Ms. Krauss' vocals cut right to the bone. The five victims I'm cursing with this meme: Since Michael stole the bulk of the ATPM bloggers, and most of the other bloggers with whom I am friends have already gone through this torture, here's my hit list. Wes Meltzer, because he needs to blog about something other than interning at Popular Mechanics.
Jim Riggs, because he always has something I like, but may not know about.
Brian Borden, because the SuperToad needs to blog about something other than politics.
Tiffany Baxendell, because Tom foisted it on me, babe, so you get to suffer, too. (And I like what Tiff has previously recommended.)
Damien Barrett, because while we don't always agree on things, he's a good guy to hang out with, and he gave me my Newton 2100.


Ann Coulter to move to Iraq

Radical Left falls over itself volunteering packing help. Soros confirms he will cover all moving expenses. Bill Maher "despondent." News at 11.


Just enjoy the movie

Jim Geraghty, via Tom:

I’m being warned about the dangers of capitalism from a man who made perhaps more money from merchandising than any other man in history. I’m getting lectured about the dangers of greed from the man who authorized, “C-3POs” breakfast cereal, “The Star Wars Christmas Special” featuring Bea Arthur’s musical number, and not one but two Ewoks made-for-TV movies.

I’m being warned about the dangers of technology, and the glory of primitive cultures like the Ewoks, who are able to defeat the ‘technological terror’ of the Empire, in what is supposedly an allegory of Vietnam. Technology is bad, soulless, dangerous, and dehumanizing. Mmm-hmm. This from a man who replaced a tall man in a hairy suit, a projecting the human-eyed loyalty and sadness of Chewbacca, with the CGI cinematic war crime that is Jar-Jar Binks. A man who tossed aside the Yoda puppet, the spaceship models, the stop-motion animation of the Imperial walkers to go all-computer-animation-and-green-screen, all-the-time. Having been an ardent Star Wars fan since seeing Episode IV at the age of six, I simply choose to ignore Mr. Lucas's attempts to inject a little of his political philosophy in to the prequel eye-candy. Sometimes, you've just got to enjoy the movie for what it is and not read too much in to it.


The Cat Rules

When did Chuq visit my house?

BEDTIME: Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.

LITTER BOX: When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes. [Via Lee and myriad past e-mails.]


How much are you spending on java?

John Stossel ran an unscientific, blind taste test of six different brands of coffee, ranging from $12 a pound to $4 a pound. The result was, at least for me, not surprising: the more expensive brands were not necessarily the better tasting coffees. I am not a coffee drinker. I've tasted various coffees scores of times, but it is not something that is regularly brewed in our house. I do love the smell of coffee beans, and of coffee brewing, but don't care for the beverage. When my wife and I visited the big island of Hawai'i in 2001, we purchased some Kona coffee from one of the local growers, Country Samurai. While there, we learned that coffee is a lot like scotch. Most of the coffee one finds is a blend of beans, much like the inexpensive scotches one finds are a blend of malts. The best scotch is single malt, and the longer it's aged, the better. Likewise, the best coffee is from a single batch of beans. Country Samurai sells that kind of coffee, and it was the first I remember really liking. Of course, at $25 a pound, my taste for coffee runs about as expensive as my taste for scotch, which explains why either is a rare find in our home.


What's your name?

Courtesy of Brother Spikey Mace of Loving Kindness, according to the Unitarian Jihad Name Assignment Committee, you may now refer to me as The Gatling Gun of Compassion.


Tied for first

So at this past Sunday's game, we learned that Faith Lutheran--the team which handed us our only loss--lost their game earlier in the day. A win on our part would put us in a tie with them at the top of the league. Our game was called after the top of the 5th inning, due to our 11-0 score over the opposition. I played all five innings, the first two at third, the remaining three behind the plate. I was much more comfortable on defense this game, and got in a good catch and a good throw to first during my two innings at third. Offensively, I was a wee bit off. Only at the plate twice, and the first time up I struck out looking. The second at-bat was a single, right up the middle, which advanced a runner. So in the past three games, I am now seven of eight at the plate. I'm really pleased with the way my hitting has picked up, and I'm convinced it's because I'm choking up on the bat more. I really need to get to the cages for some workout with the new grip. My season average slipped to .667, and lifetime dipped to .583. All games for this coming Sunday have been rescheduled, due to it being Mother's Day. This means our second-game showdown with Faith Lutheran will now be the last game of the season. Depending on what happens in two weeks, it could be the game for all the marbles of the spring season.


How's that Honda soy?

Apparently, the higher-ups at Honda in the mother country love soybeans. A lot.