Look, Tony Romo may genuinely be a nice guy. I don’t know, never met him.

But he sucks as a color commentator. He does not know how to SHUT. UP.

Dude, you’ve been doing this for like a minute. Take a breath, be quiet, and let the guy who’s been calling games nearly as long as you’ve been alive do his job.

I’m muting the TV again.

I wasn’t sure if Don Bentley would be about to unseat The Outside Man as my favorite Matt Drake novel with Forgotten War, but he certainly did so and then some. Wow. Definitely one to pick up in April, thriller readers! 📚 www.amazon.com/dp/059333…

I’ll be the guy that says it:

Don’t tell me Walker Howard and Jack Bech are guys who loved LSU. If they loved it as much as they and others proclaimed, they wouldn’t have transferred. And one to our mortal enemy school, no less.

I’m all for guys doing what’s best for them, but don’t gaslight me on how much they loved the school they left.

Myles Brennan’s example casts a long shadow for me. Would that it do so for others.

What sorcerous abomination is this?!? www.dallasnews.com/food/rest…

You know, I could really use a @gluon for macOS…

Props to Mike Tirico, rocking that quarter-zip under the suit jacket with the button-up and tie. I would never have thought that would be a sharp look, but he’s totally pulling it off. #SNF

Rockin' old school today, both in terms of music and the throwback iOS interface thanks to Zhenyi Tan’s Medley.

There has been what I hope will be a temporary change to my iPhone home screen.

Yes, the Twitter iOS app sucks so bad, I spent $12 on the third-party client everyone said was still working, on the hope my credentials would work with it.

So far, so good.

Actually, if all the esteemed members of our government would watch those, they might learn a lot about what they shouldn’t be doing… babylonbee.com/news/hous…

Finished my first read of the new year, and it’s Connor Sullivan’s Wolf Trap, which comes out on March 14th. Connor has deftly wrapped an action thriller inside a political thriller, and somehow managed to one-up his debut, Sleeping Bear. Both highly recommended! 📚