Is there any doubt left that Chris Kattan is a third-rate hack whose career at Saturday Night Live only lasted as long as it did because he rode the coattails of the vastly more talented Will Ferrell? This was reinforced today when, while channel-surfing, I came across this tidbit: "Coming up next, SNL veteran Chris Kattan re-enacts a classic Ellen scene..." In my defense, I only settled on Ms. DeGeneres's show because at the time she was interviewing Sandra Bullock, the second-most beautiful woman in the world.